Wednesday, November 4, 2026

What did Donald Trump do today?

He retreated to his safe space, literally.

Trump spent the day before the 2026 midterm elections in front of the National Mall's reflecting pool, an embarrassing boondoggle that supporters were shocked he'd call attention to in the closing minutes of the election season. Today, after an election so disastrous that Trump's own staff were making bitter half-jokes about having to flee the country, Trump retreated to another site that has become emblematic of his second term: the ruins of the former East Wing of the White House, the potential future site of his "military top-secret ballroom."

It remains to be seen how much of the ballroom will be built—and how much of it will be allowed to remain standing once Trump is no longer able to protect it. Both the enormous, garish, physically implausible structure and Trump's obsession with having it built have become a joke, but the election revealed real anger at Trump's priorities. It's becoming difficult to count the number of pet construction projects Trump, the heir to a real estate portfolio who calls himself a "builder," has launched since returning to office. 

At a brief ceremony on the construction site today, which Interior Secretary Doug Burgum gamely called a "celebration" in spite of the funereal mood in the executive branch, Trump rambled about "magnificent columns" and "beautiful marble" that would go into the building. He pleaded with reporters to "envision chandeliers" before trailing off. He was uncharacteristically soft-spoken, mumbling, and only occasionally making eye contact. The New York Times report captured some of the pathos of the moment:

He didn’t snap at anyone or growl. He didn’t call anybody stupid, fat or ugly. He was placid. He said he wasn’t upset that his vice president was sermonizing on social media about their historic defeat. He said he didn’t regret going to war with Iran. He said he wouldn’t dump Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. 

“Watch the beam go up!” Mr. Trump said all of a sudden, cutting off the questions for a time. He ambled toward another corner of the construction site, came to a stop and pointed up to a hole in the ceiling. 

The place grew quiet. The reporters stared. A great beam was rising, up through the ballroom, lifted by one of the cranes that has encircled the White House for months. The beam got closer to the hole, but the crane operator couldn’t quite get it out. It was like a game of “Operation,” as the beam kept dinging other pieces of the building’s frame.

Mr. Trump turned and said to no one in particular: “The entire building, every single hole was perfect, which is rare. But we had great people.”

Since the thundering rejection Americans delivered at the ballot box became clear last night, Trump has shown very little of the crude swagger that has characterized his political career up to this point. He has posted no AI slop movies of him dumping shit on protestors from a fighter jet, made no threats to lock up the winners of the elections, and taunted no Americans with racial slurs. It remains to be seen how long that will last: he also made a few conciliatory gestures after the 2020 election that turned him out of office before attempting to incite a coup to overthrow those results.

But he did implicitly admit his emotional dependence on his taxpayer funded "builder" hobby projects, telling reporters that he visited the site because "I like it. It’s good. For me, it’s relaxing."

The good feelings that Trump's pet projects give him are estimated to cost at least $1.8 billion so far—not counting the costs of dismantling them later. 

Why does this matter?

  • Most Americans don't get to blow off work like this after a bad performance review. 
  • Then again, most Americans don't get to keep their jobs after a performance review this bad. 
  • There are more important things for the President of the United States to be focusing on right now, and for that matter at any other moment of his presidency.